And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you, because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
- Roald Dahl
Insect ligaments; I'm the bees knees.
Political Ad Parody of the Day: I probably wouldn’t vote for Herman Cain if he made it to the general elections. But I’d vote for Mike Tyson as Herman Cain in a heartbeat. (Mostly because I’d be concerned about the grievous bodily harm that might befall me if I didn’t.)
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